dance coma!
One episode of Twin Peaks left.

Here are some things I need to have a conversation with someone about at some point:

  • Shelly Johnson’s eyebrows are what every girl dreams of having.
  • “I’m a virgin, so you should fuck me in your jet plane before you go, Billy Zane!” Audrey. Not your finest moment.
  • LOOOOOL Billy Zane, what fresh hell did that hairy thing on your head crawl out of, and how do we send it back?
  • Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Dale Cooper. Just… everything.
  • Does anyone anywhere give a shit about Donna Hayward? I mean, really?
  • Dale Cooper.
  • Dale Cooper.
  • Dale Cooper.
  1. kmnml said: p.s. Dale Cooper.
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