February 2012
6 posts
WatchIf you’ve never tainted your precious pink lungs with the alluring mixture of nicotine and formaldehyde, or you’re a fashion smoker who only lights up at parties and can’t even finish the whole cigarette a real smoker had the good grace to give you, you may not understand the identity crisis that comes with quitting.
I was not a heavy smoker. I would go through a pack every...
One episode of Twin Peaks left.
Here are some things I need to have a conversation with someone about at some point:
Shelly Johnson’s eyebrows are what every girl dreams of having.
“I’m a virgin, so you should fuck me in your jet plane before you go, Billy Zane!” Audrey. Not your finest moment.
LOOOOOL Billy Zane, what fresh hell did that hairy thing on your head crawl out of, and how do we send it...