January 2011
55 posts
I marathoned Band of Brothers last year with my...
Ryan: Valentine's Day is soon. We could do a movie theme, like horrifically sad heart-breakers.
Me: I like war movies. I like being reminded that there are worse things in the world than being single. Like, I may be forever alone, but at least I'm not being shot at by Germans.
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New Cold War Kids :: “Cold Toes on the Cold...
LOL I can't even be mad.
caiticolour: I want ice cream.
Mom: There are fudgesicles upstairs.
caiticolour: I said ICE CREAM.
Mom: What are fudgesicles if not ice cream?
me: I don't think anything fat-free can classify as ice cream.
Mom: They're not fat-free.
me: OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN EATING THEM LIKE THEY'RE FAT-FREE.
caiticolour: You eat everything like it's fat-free.
Having some technical issues over here.
What kind of internet/wireless provider has a website that NEVER FUCKING WORKS? LIKE, HOW IS THAT A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF YOUR COMPANY, YOU CLUELESS ASSHOLES? PUT DOWN THE JOINT, GET YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR DESK AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER, MAN.
AND GIVE ME A FUCKING IPHONE, GODDAMN. I HATE YOU, NOKIA PHONE. I’VE ALWAYS HATED YOU. THAT MONTH IN THE BEGINNING WAS A LIE, ALL OF IT. I...
“Do we have smaller cheese in the fridge because we’re poor?”
– Other sister is gravely concerned.
“Gay subtext always makes every movie better.”
– Quentin Tarantino (via thecakesniffer) Tell me about it. It improved Inception IMMEASURABLY. You know that dream where they fly in through your bedroom window? Tom Hardy shot out of it. (via extrafirmhold)
Tarantino knows what’s up. I’ve been saying this since Seth and Ryan gayed it up...
I dread the day this is less funny than it is...
Me: I just cut my bangs. Do they look crooked?
caiticolour: They look good. Your hair is getting so long.
Me: I know. If I was wearing a bra, it'd be past my boobs.
I’m late to the Drake game, but this has...
Patrick Wolf's new video for "The City" →
Love this, but are saxophones cool again? I didn’t know.
I'm probably not going to meet up with you,
dear Plentyoffish user, if you haven’t bothered to even message me first and if you have more than one picture of yourself with cats on your profile.
New to this, but I feel like that’s a pretty good judgement call.
Dear super helpful people of the internet who have...
Keep your opinions to yourself.
anyone have an extra five grand? →
I would seriously kill someone to go to Coachella this year. KILL.
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THE SOCIAL NETWORK?
BALLS.
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Because she's got legs for days and can wear...
Me: I'm just so let down. Zooey was my style icon. What if you found out the Olsens were total disappointments?
Friend: It's gonna be okay.
Me: I know. I just need to find someone else to idolize.
Friend: Sienna Miller's pretty cool.
Me: SAILOR MARS?
Friend: LOL SIENNA MILLER.
Me: HAHAHAHA WHY DID I THINK YOU SAID SAILOR MARS? AND WHY WAS MY IMMEDIATE REACTION TO THAT GONNA BE "FUCK YEAH!"?
“Watched some people smoke outside and I coughed a little. It’s because of my...”
– LOL BYE ZOOEY. Love your hair, love your style, hate the dumb shit that tumbles out of your head.
hockey commentary is really erotic.
“Look at how erect he is right there… most wouldn’t wait to go down… waits for the shot before going down… quick to get his stick right in there between the legs… he’s right in there, giving it his all… really drives it home… methodically moving it into the zone… has complete control over the stick… pumping in and out, yeah baby,...
“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”
– Tom Waits, my soulmate in the next life.
