February 2012
6 posts
WatchIf you’ve never tainted your precious pink lungs with the alluring mixture of nicotine and formaldehyde, or you’re a fashion smoker who only lights up at parties and can’t even finish the whole cigarette a real smoker had the good grace to give you, you may not understand the identity crisis that comes with quitting.
I was not a heavy smoker. I would go through a pack every...
One episode of Twin Peaks left.
Here are some things I need to have a conversation with someone about at some point:
Shelly Johnson’s eyebrows are what every girl dreams of having.
“I’m a virgin, so you should fuck me in your jet plane before you go, Billy Zane!” Audrey. Not your finest moment.
LOOOOOL Billy Zane, what fresh hell did that hairy thing on your head crawl out of, and how do we send it...
January 2012
7 posts
WatchThere’s this whole Twin Peaks fixation going on amongst witch house bands that I find highly satisfying. I’m into it.
“Should I get bangs? I think I might get bangs. I’m getting bangs....”
– Life cycle of my hair until the day I die, probably.
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Why is it that when I complain about how cold I am, some pointdexter always has to pipe up with how much colder it is somewhere else, as though I give a shit? I don’t. I’m here and I’m freezing my motherfucking tits off.
What is the point of Winter? It does nothing for anything, besides suck bags of dicks. I hate it. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Hate.
Watchandrewbirdsjaw:
Andrew Bird: Break It Yourself preview
I don’t understand how my body can contain all of this love for him. Like, how is it not shooting out of my eyes, ears and nose in the form of sparkly, pink, heart lasers or something? I WANT TO GO TO THERE.
December 2011
9 posts
I’m glad Snooki lost all that weight, because it means @caiticolour won’t be suggesting her as a Halloween costume, as she has every year since Jersey Shore became a “thing”. Unfortunately, it’s only because I’m now too fat to be Snooki.
No, no. You can laugh. It’s funny. Hahahahaha. Ha.
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Dec 31 – South Lake Tahoe, CA – Lake Tahoe Community College – Snowglobe Music Festival
Donald. Not a single show near my hometown? Why are you being like this? Why are you fighting what we...
WatchAndrew Bird will be playing in Van come April, and if I can’t find someone to come with me, I just may have to go by myself. Which begs the question of why I am friends with so many intellectual plebs who don’t appreciate Andrew for the beautiful, magical, perfect human being that he is.
I keep opening text posts in the hopes that this feeling of apathy I’ve had for the last few months will suddenly dissipate and the jumble of words sluggishly shuffling around in my skull will flow out in some sort of semi-cohesive, somewhat meaningful stream of consciousness.
I may have to write about my feelings in order to unstop the clogged kitchen sink that is my mind right now, and...
blackofmouth asked: haha sarah. you're the best. honestly. if someone told me that after 3 and a half years of working at starbucks i would come out of there with real lasting friendships i would tell them that they were crazy and poorly dressed. but hey...look what happened. more hangs in my life please.
November 2011
7 posts
blackofmouth asked: man, i always think that you should post more. your tumblr is one the handful that i truly get ecstatic about whenever i see it on my dash.
What’s sadder than a grown woman with canned soup in her hair because she lacks the foresight to tie it back or even flip it over her shoulders before she tucks in to her solo meal? Oh, lots of things, but the image does evoke it’s own unique brand of pathos, doesn’t it?
It occurred to me, while eating Halloween candy and watching Adventure Time, that there are probably people in this world who don’t open fun-size packs of Reese’s Pieces and pour them straight into their mouths like candy-coated, peanut buttery shots, but instead eat them only one or two at a time.
How supremely miserable.
October 2011
10 posts
“Apparently, the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be...”
– Tom Waits (via drudgeons)
I just love him. So much.
WatchDo me a favour: take 5 minutes out of your time to listen to this song, and then go vote for Fields of Green here. Why? Because Kyle Tubbs and company are rad as fuck. RAD AS FUCK.
Like, what could you possibly be doing on the Internet that you can’t take a short break from to do something useful and productive? I mean, if you’re reading this, you’re either on Tumblr or...
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September 2011
7 posts
I stopped at the grocery store on my way home tonight to pick up strawberries and Greek yogurt for breakfast, and also some tampons. In addition to these things, a take-home pizza and chewy chocolate cookies managed to find their way into my basket as well.
The cashier was like “Guuuurrrrrrl” with her full-on sympathetic head tilt.
All you menstruatin’ bitches holla at me.
August 2011
14 posts
2 tags
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“Some part of our being knows this is where we came from. We long to return. And...”
– Carl Sagan (via sirmitchell)
